THEOLOGICAL THEFTS:
1. The Trinity = Zoroastrian Threefold Divinity
- Ahura Mazda + Spenta Mainyu + Asha Vahishta
- Father + Son + Holy Spirit structure
- “Three in One” = Persian concept
- Developed post-Exile, absent before
2. Baptism = Zoroastrian Purification Rituals
- Water purification central to Zoroastrianism
- Naojote ceremony parallels
- John the Baptist in wilderness (Essene = Zoroastrian-influenced)
- Christian baptism emerges from this tradition
3. The Eucharist = Haoma Ritual
- Sacred drink/food consumption
- “This is my body/blood” = ritual transubstantiation
- Zoroastrian Haoma ceremonies predate by 1000+ years
- Mystery religion influence
4. Confirmation = Navjote (Zoroastrian Initiation)
- Coming of age ritual
- Taking on religious identity
- Receiving the Kusti (sacred cord)
- Christian confirmation copies structure
5. Prayer 5 Times Daily = Zoroastrian Gah
- Islam’s 5 daily prayers
- Zoroastrians pray 5 times (dawn, noon, sunset, midnight, predawn)
- Facing direction (Qibla vs. fire)
- Ritual washing before prayer (wudu vs. padyab)
HISTORICAL ERASURES:
6. The Cyrus Cylinder = First Human Rights Declaration (Stolen Credit)
- Cyrus freed slaves, allowed religious freedom (539 BCE)
- UN claims Magna Carta (1215 CE) as first
- 1,700 years AFTER Cyrus
- Persian contribution erased
7. Persian Scientific Contributions Attributed to Greeks
- Algebra = al-Khwarizmi (Persian, not Greek)
- Algorithm = named after him
- Astronomy advances = Persian observatories
- Medicine = Avicenna (Persian, not Greek)
- “Greek” achievements often translations of Persian work
8. The Magi’s Astronomical Knowledge = Foundation of Western Astrology
- Zodiac system created by Magi
- Celestial navigation
- Planetary movements
- Rebranded as “Babylonian” or “Greek”
9. Alchemy = Persian Science (Not Egyptian)
- “Al-kimiya” from Persian
- Jabir ibn Hayyan (Persian alchemist)
- Transmutation concepts
- Claimed as “Egyptian” or “Greek” Hermetic
MODERN CONNECTIONS:
10. Freemasonry = Preserved Magi Knowledge
- Degree structure = Zoroastrian initiation levels
- Sacred geometry = Persian architecture
- “Light out of Darkness” = Ahura Mazda vs Angra Mainyu
- Hiram Abiff = Zoroastrian builder archetype
11. Rosicrucianism = Fragmented Zoroastrianism
- Rose + Cross symbolism = Persian
- Christian Rosenkreuz = possibly Zoroastrian figure
- Manifestos reference “Eastern wisdom”
- Alchemical traditions = Magi practices
12. Theosophy = Attempted Zoroastrian Revival
- Madame Blavatsky studied Zoroastrianism
- “Ancient Wisdom” = Persian source
- Masters/Mahatmas = Magi archetypes
- Rebranded for 19th century
PSYCHOLOGICAL/SOCIAL:
13. Western Work Ethic = Zoroastrian Asha (Cosmic Order)
- “Good thoughts, words, deeds” = productivity culture
- Truth/honesty as virtue
- Individual responsibility
- Protestant work ethic = secularized Zoroastrianism
14. Individualism = Zoroastrian Free Will
- Choice between good/evil
- Personal accountability
- Western emphasis on individual = Persian concept
- Absent in pre-Persian Judaism (tribal/collective)
15. Progress Narrative = Frashokereti (Linear Time)
- Western belief in progress
- History moving toward goal
- Improvement over time
- Vs. cyclical pagan/Eastern concepts
LINGUISTIC/CULTURAL:
16. “Amen” = From Avestan
- Used in Judaism post-Exile
- Absent before Persian contact
- Possible Persian origin
- Universal closing to prayer
17. “Hallelujah” Structure = Persian Influence
- Praise formulas
- Temple liturgy developed post-Exile
- Musical worship patterns
- Persian court influence
18. Wedding Traditions = Zoroastrian
- White wedding dress
- Ring exchange
- Sacred fire at ceremony (unity candle)
- “Till death do us part” = Zoroastrian marriage contract
GEOPOLITICAL:
19. Why Afghanistan Was Really Invaded
- Bactria = ancient Zoroastrian heartland
- Archaeological sites destroyed
- Artifacts looted
- Preventing Persian history recovery
20. Why Iraq War Targeted Museums
- Baghdad Museum looted (2003)
- Mesopotamian artifacts destroyed
- Persian-period tablets lost
- Erasing evidence of Persian influence
21. ISIS Destroying Palmyra/Ancient Sites
- Targeting pre-Islamic Persian history
- Erasing Zoroastrian architecture
- Destroying evidence of Persian civilization
- Who funded/directed this?
